I Took a Puff of a Smoke Today
It sucked.
My mouth tasted like an ashtray.
You can probably imagine it. Close your eyes and imagine the smell of a full ashtray.
Got it?
Good. Now imagine licking that ashtray.
Yum.
I still don’t know why people do it. It tastes like shit, there’s absolutely no good side effects and it kills you.
I won’t be smoking tobacco again.