I Took a Puff of a Smoke Today

It sucked.

My mouth tasted like an ashtray.

You can probably imagine it. Close your eyes and imagine the smell of a full ashtray.

Got it?

Good. Now imagine licking that ashtray.

Yum.

I still don’t know why people do it. It tastes like shit, there’s absolutely no good side effects and it kills you.

I won’t be smoking tobacco again.