Choosing Your Own Domain Name

One of the questions I see the most is “Help Me Find a Domain Name” and it annoys me to no end. Not only are the people who ask that question usually too lazy to find one for themselves they’re usually too stupid to even find their asses with both hands (not including newbies). Fortunately I’m here to provide all the answers.

So what should you look for in a domain name? Someone once told me to never choose a domain name with more than two words and to stay away from dashes/hyphens. Someones-Too-Stupid-To-Think-For-Themselves.com isn’t something you want to be caught dead with.One of the best ways to figure out what you should look for is to look at what others already have.

See the recurring trend there? Short simple names that are easy to remember and spell are what you want. Who’s going to remember wicked-thoughts-of-mine.com? That’s just too many words and too many dashes. Wicked.com, on the other hand, is easy to remember and will stick in peoples heads.

To choose your domain name I would highly recommend you invest in a good dictionary and thesaurus, on the off chance you have no other need for either of those books (which is unfortunately all too common) then there are several online thesaurus’ and dictionaries that will suit our purpose just fine.

I went to answers.com and started browsing through various words; I already had an idea of what I wanted in my head. I wanted something that made me think of me, something short and easy to remember and something that would stick in people’s heads. Babble caught my eye, but it wasn’t really all that unique, at least not for me. So I kept browsing and I eventually came across a page that caught my eye, Obscure Words, ooh now, I thought, that’s better!  After browsing through the A’s I came upon Babblative in the B’s and the description fit me perfectly:

given to babbling; prattling, prating, loquacious

The rest is, as they say, history. My domain name found I set off to find the perfect extension to go with it (Alex said that Babblative.com’s initials were the initials for Birth Control and the initials of Babblative.org were body odour, that sealed the deal for me).