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SheCriesInside Reviewed - Mar 20, 23:08

My apologies to everyone who read this before it was ready, somehow I managed to post it in live instead of draft. SheCriesInside is yet another example of an outdated website that can’t decide if it’s in 2004 or 2008. Not only do you have a very tacky celebrity header, but also tables (tables!) where there should be DIV’s, Cutenews, a stylesheet that is embedded directly into the HTML and a font size that would strain even Erin’s eyes (although I’m sure she’d never admit to it).

This is just a little edit. I decided to review this website three days ago, I didn’t actually get around to starting the review until yesterday. That was four, yes four layouts ago! She was on layout 26 three days ago and now she’s on layout 30 and. Yesterday I was reviewing layout 27 (this was early yesterday morning) and between now and then she has had three different layouts. In one day. C’mon now Cassie, what the hell? Perhaps if you spent more than five minutes on a layout you’d be satisfied with one layout a week. You change layouts more often than I change my underwear, and this time I mean it literally.

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    • Unkept-Promises.net Reviewed - Sep 18, 09:48

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    Before I get to the big juicy review I’d like to mention a few things: The first being that both Amanda of love-amanda.net fame and her bestest bud Colleen Marie, formerly of colleen-marie.org, are both back and probably still as big as ever. The good news is that Amanda’s grammar has improved quite a bit as her domain name is imandy. Yes you Mandy, iBecky. Let’s have a round of applause for her. Also worth a read is Rhiannon’s latest article: Cry Me A River. Cry me a river indeed.

    Oh and keep your eye on Internet Police because there’s a new layout brewing somewhere in there and I’m going to duct tape Sarai down for five minutes so we can do an investigation. Yes I am blaming her for the lack of really stupid people to investigate. Whatchu gonna do call the Internet Police? Hah! I laugh at you. Hah! So if you know any exceptionally stupid people please send them to us, we’ll love you forever and ever… only our love is rather cold so I don’t know why anyone would want it.

    I don’t really do reviews that often because to be honest I suck at them. Why do this one? I’m bored and the owner had a small fit of self-rightous indignation on DMB (as can be seen with the line on her website “DMB.org go to hell.” Classic.

    Caution this review may contain explicit language. But only if you’re browsing at work or are a weird care bear sort.

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    • Black-Guitar - A Review - May 14, 04:40

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    I don’t do unrequested reviews that often, unless you want to count me sniping with Sarai over at Internet Police a review (well we do offer advice for bettering the websites… so maybe it could be loosely defined as a review). But I just couldn’t resist this particular website.

    Before we begin I’d like to clear up a few points:

    1. I’m fat, weighing in around 175-180 depending on when I weigh myself. So referring to anything on my person as hippo is probably pretty accurate and doesn’t bother me in the least.
    2. I’m not sexually active in any way shape or form and never have been.
    3. I secretly eat puppies for breakfast and despise myself (see below).
    4. I’m a very angry and depressed person. Why else would I be online writing a blog? Just call me Emo Becky!
    5. I’m egotistical and I love myself a lot (see above)
    6. I loves the drama, what’s better than a good bit of drama in the morning?
    7. Cartman saying “Sucky sucky 4 dolla?” to a soldier was the second most lulzy thing I’ve ever seen (him being “spiked for a few hours by Leonardo DiCaprio” was better).
    8. I actually only skimmed Vera and Amanda’s lovely reviews so as to not taint my own view of your website (if either should be removed then I have copies saved to my harddrive, should anyone want to see it).
    9. I’m white. So if you need help thinking of racist things to say to me then you might find this page of interest: Uncyclopedia – White People

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