If You Like Thin Women Then You're Gay

Aug 18, 08:06 PM - and

Or straight, as the case may be.

His letter to Dan Savage, a known fat-phobe and a gay man,also signifies his own need for reaffirmation of his beliefs and a cry for help. I mean, why write a letter to a GAY man in the first place. (I’m not knocking gay people but when a heterosexual man writes a letter to a gay man, this may signify some repressed sexual tendencies. Why not write to a heterosexual male sex therapist or even a woman, as most sex therapists are?) After all, most fat women have real breasts, hips, bellies, etc. They have softness that some (not all) thin women don’t. Thin women are less likely to have shapely features, are more likely to have masculine features.
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This man doesn’t want a woman. He wants a man but for a variety of reasons, can’t go that route so therefore he needs to be with a woman with a shape that is more masculine than feminine.
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Emphasis in the above quote is my own. Don’t want to read through all the garbage? Allow me to sum it up for you: Mari has a theory (and no, it’s not about bunnies) that if you like thin women you’re gay, I suppose that means if you’re a lesbian that you’re straight. And apparently gay men cannot handle giving advice on the intricacies of a heterosexual relationship, yanno since they’re so different from homosexual relationships. I’d like to even see them try, oh those silly homosexuals giving relationship advice to straight people. What will they think of next? A male gynaecologist, perhaps?

Thank you, Mari for taking everything we know about human sexuality and setting it on fire, pissing on it, then setting it on fire again. I assume you’re working on the cure for cancer now that you’ve gotten sexuality (and African-American hair and white women) out of the way? I’m sure that a round of “you ain’t got cancer, foo’” followed by a solid smack along side the head will be more than enough to help the millions that suffer from every. single. type. of. cancer. God bless you, Mari, God bless you.

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