You Know You're a Becky When...
Before we get to that I’d just like to point out that there is a brand spankin’ new F.A.Q. so you can ask all those pesky little questions that you’ve had niggling in the back of your mind for so long.
- Instead of reading posts on blogs or forums, you skim them quickly to note any and all contraction abuse which you immediately point out to the offender (and then proceed to argue with them for the better part of an hour why it’s not time-consuming to move their pinky over to the apostrophe button).
- You’re content to argue for hours about the most mundane of things, but only because you know you’re right.
- You vehemently protest writing in “poet” form (and proceed to argue for hours with the offender, but only because you know you’re right).
- You put yourself on away when you’re on AIM, but answer all the IM’s of the people you’re trying to avoid anyway, just so you don’t hurt their feelings.
- You think the Québécois should be go hang with Hawaii (if Alaska wants, Alaska can come too).
- You know you’re right.
- You have an extensive memory of everyone you’ve fought with for more than one forum page (about thirty posts) so when everyone else realises how stupid they are, you can say “I told you so!” and lol in their faces.
- You know that 99.9% of the time you’re right.
- You really hope people are stupid enough to buy everything you’ve said about being right.
- You write stupid blog posts with ways to recognize whether they are a Becky to hide the fact that you no bloody idea on what to blog about.
- You were ahead of your time and laughed at the girl who thought dropping out of highschool was a good idea while everyone else gave her their support. Where is she now, huh? No where, that’s where (then you’re all fuzzy inside with the knowledge that you, as always, were right again).
- You think that Otown’s “Liquid Dreams” was actually a pretty damn good song.
- You really hope people realise that most of what you’ve just said is a bunch of lies that no one in their right mind would believe.
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Hi I'm Becky, often referred to as The Knitting Hillbilly and Pussybear, owner of this site and general nuisance. I'm a knitter, serial complainer, known whistle blower and I run the ever popular
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