Six weird things you should never know about me Jun 26, 01:47

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You know people if you want me to do stuff then you gotta let me know face to face (or email to email, comment to blog, U2U to U2U, etc.). So here we have two memes rolled into one big fat “I don’t have anything better to post at the moment maybe there’ll be an IP update soon if Sarai can tear herself away from Stick Arena.”

The weird

  1. I have to have my bed in a certain position, feet facing west head facing east. If it’s not in that position then I can’t sleep.
  2. I pick at the skin around my fingers. I can’t help it, and I hate it but I can’t stop it.
  3. I refuse to drink tap water. Sure it’s the same thing that you buy in the bottles, but our tap water tastes kinda skunky and it sometimes comes out tea-coloured so I drink Evian. Really expensive water that tastes better than anything else FTW!
  4. Way Back Into Love from the move Music and Lyrics (which you must see just ‘cause) is my new favourite song.
  5. Hugh Grant is the cutest thing ever.
  6. I want to lock up Spike from BtVS, House from House and Lex from Smallville in my closet and… well * ahem *

Things you should never know

  1. I have stretch marks all over my belly and boobs. Being fat and buxom FTL!
  2. My bra cups can fit over my head, like a hat. Not quite like a toque, larger than a yarmulka.
  3. My favourite pair of underwear is brightly coloured stripes. And it’s from Fruit of the Loom… I think. Hey now I’m not checking!
  4. I have a big huge mole… on the underside of my arm. Get your mind out of the gutter you perv.
  5. My underarms appear to be stained, apparently from the pigment in my hair. That totally sucks and I am going to Google that one of these days.
  6. When I was born the first question out of most peoples mouths was “Who’s the father?” Pretty inconsiderate considering my real father was standing right there (Native heritage ensured that I’m dark-skinned).
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I used to move my pillows to the other side of the bed and sleep the “wrong” way because I hated facing the other way. And I actually have the Music and Lyrics DVD that someone bought for my mom but we have yet to actually watch it. I want to, though. One of these days.

I have no hat-bras though. Mine more closely resemble those training bras that 10-year-olds wear because they like to pretend they have breasts. Okay no, they’re not THAT small. But my friends are all… you know… larger than me, so it’s often the subject of their jokes. But I’m a B! Not an A! So ha. I know a girl who is a NEARLY A. lulz. At least she can’t make fun of me. Okay I’m done talking about my non-existent chest now.

#1 Laur Jun 26, 07:46 Permalink

The weird
1. I am the opposite, if I can’t sleep then I sleep “upside-down” in my bed and I am unaware of which direction it is pointing.
2. Loads of people do that, but it is a bad habit, you should get some of that horrible tasting stuff that stops people biting their nails and put it on your fingers.
3. That is understandable because tap water and bottled water are not the same thing. Tap water is not as clean, it is not purified as well. I have filter in my fridge, since I won’t drink water straight out the tap either.

Things you should never know
2. Interesting, it reminds me of a program I watched on TV … a weird fact about me is that I watch weird programs.
4. I used to have a huge one on my back, so I got it removed. Now I have a couple of little ones. One in arm bit and one on my rips underneath my arm.
5. It might be from shaving (5 o’clock shadow for men), try waxing and it might lighten but I don’t think you can get rid of it.
6. I can only imagine how embarrassing it can be, but it is a responsible question, but not something that you would really say when the mothers other half if there.

#2 Jane Jun 26, 10:16 Permalink

Wow, interesting facts about you. I pick at the skin around my fingers sometimes too.

#3 Britney Jun 26, 14:11 Permalink

Amanda and I will gladly join the ‘Bra Hat’ club… although Amanda told me not to tell anyone about that.

Damn.

#4 Nellie Jun 27, 05:51 Permalink

Nellie’s lying! shifty

#5 Amanda Jun 27, 05:53 Permalink

Me too… 1, 2, and 5 (of the second one).

#6 Az Jun 27, 20:49 Permalink

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