Pft, who needs real words?

Google’s Toolbar needs to be a little more in tune with the World Wide Web. What with words like CPanel, Safecracker (which Google insists is either Safe cracker, Safe-cracker or scraggier) and the plethora of net abbreviations like lmfao, rofl and lol it’s obvious that the ‘net isn’t just for dick-shun-airy words no more.

It’d be okay, at least for me, if the “words” I added stayed added, but since Google likes to ignore the fact that I’ve used lol numerous times I’m getting a little pissed. What we need is a spell checker for today’s web! Something that will ignore classics like authoritah, dinkus and retardedmonkeylover (am I stretching it a bit with that last one?). Next time Google decides to work on it’s spellchecker they should include Urban Dictionary definitions/words along with real definitions/words. Am I alone in this?

In case you’re interested the spelling suggestion for Google’s was Googlies.

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