Ouch, that hurts

Nov 22, 01:18 AM - and

The search terms “Becky”, “Babblative” and “brushes” no longer rein supreme on this site, at least not since Jem decided to give Jessica (hereafter lovingly referred to as Swimchicken) a Pants award. Now the most popular search terms are “Jessica”, “Swimchick” and “Jess”. I feel slightly… slighted at the moment, for once my name was the most searched for term on this site, and now it’s Jessica’s.

Wait, has the IQ of my visitors just increased? No offense to my visitors, you’re a lovely bunch of people to be sure, but seriously, searching my name on my site… for serious? I try to mention myself every time I blog, hell my name is was on every post and it’s also on the sidebar and even in my gasp about page. Unless you’re all looking for another Becky who you think has posted here /shifty eyes\

Oh, and speaking of Swimchicken, if you want to see the worst parody ever, well you’re shit out of luck because it was removed from Youtube, however, I Becky the magnificent, transcribed the video and it is available for viewing here.

Tags: randomness, stupidity

Lol, I’ve had some weird searches as well on my site. Including people that go like ‘Serph is gay’ or something, how low can you get xD

#1 Serph Nov 22, 02:27 Permalink

lol I’m ranked up there with BBW and Transexuals, not to mention the cam girls and even the odd search for (and this is sad) kiddie porn. I kind of miss the days when people who hated Harry Potter could find me as one of the top links in their searches, now it just seems to be dirty things.

#2 Becky Nov 22, 02:33 Permalink

I was seriously tempted to register jemjabunkle.com you know – make the most out of the video. ;D

#3 Jem Nov 22, 04:24 Permalink

Hey, at least you’ve got some decent search terms. Ever since I wrote my entry about going to the gun range, I get search terms for “Glock 23,” and then I would get “Glock Alarm.” Which I then made an entry about how I wish there was was such a thing about glock alarm clocks… Then produced even more searches.. >_<

Though I’d rather have more glock searches then about someone like swimchick :\ ;x

#4 Jordan Nov 22, 11:38 Permalink

You know, someone actually searched swimchick at my site, and it got them to my interview with you. :P

#5 Amanda Nov 23, 06:35 Permalink

Haha, i don’t even have a search on my site. For reasons like above. Haha. >_> Take care. xox

#6 Kendra Nov 27, 06:40 Permalink

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