Oooh I'm a smart little dickens

Posted by Becky on Sep 13, 05:12 AM

I have an idea: Let’s create a campaign where we tell all the fat people who practically bathe in grease that, in spite of the fact that they are fat and greasy, they are beautiful no matter what and that they don’t have to change. And if we’re selling a product along side that campaign, well that’s not relevant at all.

Hey I know, while we’re at it let’s create some forums where these fat greasy people can hang out just so they can talk about how our campaign has totally changed their lives and all without them ever having to get off their asses to go outside and exercise (because change for the better is hard work).

When skinny people with low self esteem try to horn in our Campaign for Fat ppl Beauty we’ll laugh at them through mouthfuls of Doritos and swigs of Coke because they can’t possibly know what it’s like to feel bad about their bodies, after all, only fat people can feel bad about themselves.

And if that isn’t enough then we’ll post polls with pictures of ugly fat women so that other ugly fat women can learn the fine art of lying by voting for the “outrageous” instead of “overweight”. It’s the perfect solution, after all we’re all fat lazy people who don’t want to change our appearance, which we can’t anyways because we have an self diagnosis of bad genes or slow metabolism.

So instead of not eating chocolate, candy and a Big Mac for our second mid-afternoon snack, we’ll turn to the Campaign for Fat ppl Beauty. The only thing we have to remember is that lying becomes easier and easier the more you do it. In fact, if we do it enough then we’ll eventually infect our healthy friends ways of thinking and they’ll become fat and beautiful too. That’ll continue in a circle until North America slips underwater and becomes a story by which to make Disney cartoons starring Micheal J. Fox.

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Cheryl

Sep 13, 12:40 PM

LMAO! This is great!
It’s true though, that’s what is sad about it. I don’t think this kind of self abuse should be tolerated nor applauded. It’s unhealthy and so damaging to the human body. It’s too bad that we (being the skinnier) are the only ones that see it.
Very nice new layout by the way. ;)

Vera

Sep 15, 10:24 AM

sighs Sometimes I trully wish someone would do that. It would make losing weight so much easier (i.e. it wouldn’t exist). It’s truly disheartening to see so many skinny girls wherever you go. Grr… why I Romanian girls so skinny?!

Then again, all that publicity… just to humiliate yourself?!

Incidentally, what brought this on? haven’t been watching the news recently (happens when I go without Internet for a week).

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