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Letters to the Stupid: Lena Aug 6, 10:32

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Dear Lena,

You keep saying that you want to talk to me face to face, or rather email to email or IM to IM because it is cowardly to post things in public instead of emailing people to settle your differences. Most of the time I’d agree, but I’ve already tried emailing you and you refused to respond, instead you trashed me on your blog and you kept telling me I was a lesbian. Okay Lena if you don’t want to talk privately then here is your opportunity to tell me what you do want. Go ahead, don’t be shy I won’t bite. But before you do I think I’ll reply to your message on your wiki page

Sorry to spoil the fun losers. If I said anything it’ll be this…. Becky is a fat loser, she sits on her computer 24/7 and bash others because she feels so low in her life that she has to make herself look good for her followers. All her ass kissers follow behind her musty ass like they some damn puppies. It is so funny to me because this hoe don’t know shit about me or how to be a real person and how to get over shit that happened months and months ago.

I most certainly don’t suffer from self esteem issues, I happen to like myself quite a bit thank you very much. I don’t spend all day on the computer, unless you’re there hanging over my shoulder or can somehow prove that I do indeed spend all day on the computer. If you can then by all means go ahead, although I’ll be quite surprised because I don’t spend all day on the computer (and trust me when I say that everyone will believe me and make fun of you, I’m the trustworthy one for once!).

I’d also like to say that I air my ass out on a regular basis. It’s not musty and it doesn’t smell, have you personally smelled my ass? I think not, so please refrain from commenting on the non-existent musty odour that it emits. I wish I had minions, I really do. They’d be fun to have because my minions would be midgets and I’d attach wings to their backs and tell them to “fly my pretties, fly.” That’d be so damn cool, someone get me some midgets.

I’m not the one who can’t get over shit, if I may refresh your memory you never did anything that insulted me (well aside from the comment to Freya on having sex with her deceased father and the constant GLB hatred). But even that didn’t really truly offend me, not in the long term. Just because I happen to find you funny doesn’t mean I actually care about you, it’s just fun to hate things.

Becky if you got shit to say to me be a woman and say the shit to me. I am sure your stupid ass can read and get my contact info, so if you all that like you claim to be you’ll step to me online like a real woman. BUT i forgot you aren’t a woman. You haven’t lived and did shit with your life. But sit back and talk shit about people’s kids. I bet whenever a man (god bless his soul) do fuck your fat ass and get you pregnant that child (lord help them) will have the biggest bubble head and kids will mock him and taunt him for all his life. God doesn’t like ugly bitch, He will get you for the shit you have done. Trust me I know. Because I to have paid for my sins But now I have redeemed myself and I have gotten myself together.

I never talked any kind of shit about your kids. None whatsoever. When they come online and act like their parents I will talk shit about them, until that day comes they are not free game, so far they haven’t done anything to me (and truth be told I feel sorry for them with you for their mother and your husband for a father). I have emailed you before, you chose to ignore me (hey I’ve said this before!), is that my fault? No, if you truly want to talk to me privately then ignore this and email me, otherwise I’ll spare you the stress of having to lie about not getting my email (and then blogging about me). Maybe God will get me, but personally I don’t believe he will. You see I’m an Atheist, so if you want to scare me tell me that George W. Bush is coming to take away some of my rights as a human being. Telling me that God will smite me has no impact whatsoever on me.

So you all can continue to post the same shit about me. GO right ahead and repost it. Just make sure You all post what I said in quotes. Dumb ass fuckers. Just stay away from ladired.com that’s all i got to say. NOW AGAIN WHOEVER GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME STEP TO ME ON MESSENGER ladired77, that is if you all that. Fucking pussy eating hoes. Burn in hell BITCHES. Laugh at that. Which i am sure you will.

I have stayed away from your website, not once have a posted a comment to make fun of you unless it directly involves me or someone I care about. If I wish to read your blog you cannot stop me from doing so, I will continue to visit your wonderful website to see what amazing stuff you’ve posted because I think it’s funny and you amuse me. If I want to share it with my friends on a message board or my website (or through an IM) then I most certainly will, how are you going to stop me?

Now on to more important business: I’m going to assume you have some wonderful, amazing argument saved up for when we talk privately so here I am (albeit not privately, my email will probably “get lost” again so I’ll refrain from emailing you). What is it? Please tell me because quite frankly I’m dying to know what it is. Does it have something to do with accessing private photos and uploading them to a public place so that you could “seek revenge”? Oh I sure hope so. I also hope that it was something to do with violating the privacy of my friends and acting like an immature spoiled little brat who didn’t get the pony they wanted for their birthday. So what is it. What is this big, wonderful argument you have saved up that can only be shared in private? I’m dying to know, so is everyone else (they’ll find out when I tell them).

Or don’t you have one? I’m sure you don’t have one because I personally don’t think you can figure out how to pump gas let alone have a decent argument. That was confirmed when you decided that uploading the private photos of someone, someone who actually didn’t really do anything to you (because we all know that your problem lies mainly with me), was a good idea and a good way to “make them pay for what they did wrong to you”. The only thing is, is that you didn’t actually get wronged, you were insulted and so what? I’m insulted on a daily basis by many, many people (and most of them are more eloquent than you are) and never have I gone quite as apeshit as you. Nor have I ever been so stupid and immature as you.

Before we go any further I’d like to point out the following so you aren’t confused later:

  1. I am not a lesbian. I do not lick pussy, but I have female friends who like to lick pussy and I’m okay with that. Them > You.
  2. Unlike you I am not inbred so the chances of my having a deformed baby (such as what you called a “bubblehead baby”) are significantly lower than yours.
  3. I am not a rake, a shovel or a “hoe”. If you wish to insult me please call me a “ho” or a “whore”, but not a gardening tool. I’m telling you this so you don’t make as big a fool out of yourself as you usually do.

Now what do you take offense to? Hmm, the fact that people have noted you cannot write? Oh but everyone outside of DMB loves your writing and has never told you otherwise (by the way, you’ve been nominated on Snark Forums for the You Suck award “WERST SPELING”, good luck to you with that). Lena, you cannot write. I’m sorry that you didn’t have the opportunity to get a proper education, I myself haven’t had that chance either. Somehow I, when I was kept out of the public and private school system, can write coherent sentences whereas you, someone who actually went into the public school system, can barely write. Let’s look at an example, shall we:

“We had two more children (twins) and was married on December 25th 2003.”

Now be honest, do you see anything wrong with that? I sure do, the use of “was” is incorrect, the word you’re looking for is “were”. Was is a first and third person singular past indicative, were is a second person singular and plural past indicative. To put it simply: “I was married on December 25th, 2003” and “We were married on December 25th, 2003”. “I was” and “We were”, it’s not that hard to grasp for someone who has at least read a book (I recommend something from the Dick and Jane series for you, but hell the telephone book is a mighty entertaining read too).

Do I want to stop you from realising and achieving your dream? No, I’m not an ogre and if you were to ask I would give my help freely. However, you will not be published because you cannot understand that “We was” and “I were” are so very, very wrong. No publisher in his/her right mind would allow you to be published without at least a 1st grade grammar course at the local elementary school. If you really wanted to be published you would accept criticism and try to improve yourself, but you are the holy grail of writers (or so you think) and you don’t need anyone else’s help. Nope, not Lena, Lena is perfect and by god she will get published.

So tell me Lena, how will you react to reviews should you be criticized? How are you going to deal with a professional reviewer saying that your writing is abysmal? Will you spam their weblog/publication with angry emails saying they are “pussy licking hoes”? Or will you somehow be able to deal with that, even though you don’t have the mental capacity or maturity to deal with people, who you say are beneath you no less, on the internet who dislike you. You may think we hate you because you’re a rebel or just smarter and more “lifeful” than we are, but in reality it’s all about your attitude. You’re a gas to tick off because the behavior you exhibit is usually only seen in small children who have been denied an extra piece of pie at dessert.

Once you get published and inevitably reviewed you’re going to commit professional suicide by acting this way towards your reviewers. Because how dare they tell you that you aren’t worthy! How dare they attack you and insult you, you’re so much better than they are because you suck dick whereas they lick pussy. By virtually screaming your GLB hatred you will ensure that your publisher will drop you the first chance they get and people will not read you. If you cannot act like an adult and normal human being towards what are essentially a bunch of kids I can’t imagine you acting like an adult and normal human being around adults of the same nature. The cold hard fact of life is that you won’t get anywhere because of your attitude.

Of course I may not either. I do stay logged into the computer for hours at a time, but I only come on to check my emails/IM’s periodically throughout the day. I enjoy computer games and when I’m sick I either park my ass in my bed and watch television or park my ass in front of my computer. I may not have a bouncing social life and I may not be Mother Theresa but as it stands I have a better chance of being better than you. Even with my faults, which I freely admit to, I have a better chance at being something, anything, than you because I know when to stop and how to control myself (something I learned as a small child). I know that sometimes you need to shut up and take it and sometimes you need to fight.

You behavior isn’t even really about giving us what we give you, it’s all about you coming out on top. You need to prove that you’re better than us, but how will you do that? By illegally accessing private photographs uploaded to an image hosting service1? That’s real mature, or perhaps by attacking people by saying that they’re lesbians (what do you have against lesbians?). Whatever you do it’s immature and foolish, it only cements the knowledge that you are in fact a stupid, stupid woman who does stupid, stupid things and quite frankly you do provide many lulz for everyone. So go ahead, write your novel and try to get published. I’ll buy your book and read it from cover to cover and then give you a review. Unfortunately for my funnybone that day is unlikely to come, but if it does please feel free to email me the Amazon link.

Sincerely,
Becky

1 Pwnpic.com is not a safe place to upload private images. Lena accessed them quite easily and uploaded them to the DMB Wiki. They have since been removed entirely from the Wiki, but the fact that she got her hands on them is appalling. Use Imageshack, Photobucket or TinyPic to host your images.

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