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Dear Walmart Mar 13, 17:49

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Hi my name is Becky and I’d really like to have a talk with you about organization and keeping things tidy. I know your employees probably don’t care, hell that probably makes them normal! But something about having bins full of disorganized crap just ticks me off. I was going through one such bin looking for a game for my sister (she ended up deciding not to buy it after all). You had games for Nintendo DS, XBox and PS2 all crammed together and I almost cried because I couldn’t reorganize it for you without getting weird looks from the people on the other side.

I realise that it was probably those other people that messed it up in the first place, after all not everyone wants to pay attention to details. I, however, do and I have to say that it’s really disappointing to walk in and see such a mess. The least you could do is get a better system than a wire bin in the middle of an aisle. Really now, what asshole dreamt that up? Perhaps you could have something with shelves, or even just throw in some dividers so that the games can be separated by platform, type and developer. Wouldn’t that make everyone happier? I know it’d make me happier.

I could get both sides of the big wire bin organized in under 20 minutes. Of course, it’d be much easier if you allowed for more organization in the first place (if you’d like to use my ideas I demand a fee of some sort, I accept American Express, Mastercard, Visa and chocolate). Actually you know what? I’m willing to organize your whole stole for a nominal fee, call me? I can guarantee that not only will your customers appreciate an easier shopping experience, your employees may even become more productive because working in a nice organized space does that to people. It makes them happy in the pants. It makes me happy in the pants.

Now the only thing you can do to improve upon yourself is to have some sort of House promotion and have Hugh Laurie come to my house local Walmart. I promise I won’t try to kidnap him.

Regards,
Becky

mess, walmart

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